partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise

(via becoming-dust)

hashbrovvn:

*accidentally fists ur butthole* things happen

(via whorville)

interior crocodile alligator

neopiacentral:

i drive a chevrolet movie theater